The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Congratulations! We have a period
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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