No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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