He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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