Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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