I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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