Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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