i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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