so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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