She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
you never un-have a 4some
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
