Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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