West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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