Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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