i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
