i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
