You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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