4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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