I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
