she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's just like the Real World with babies
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize