So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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