I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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