My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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