white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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