Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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