Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
