That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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