i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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