I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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