that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
