kristin has been a bad kristin
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We need to get me chipped asap
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
