I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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