There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
is it fun? or sober?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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