I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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