.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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