You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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