he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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