Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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