So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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