your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I see more hoeing in ur future
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