its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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