for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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