You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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