Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
