So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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