Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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