I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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