Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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