I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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