Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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