vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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