wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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