I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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