This is not my ceiling
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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