Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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