? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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