if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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