you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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